i-kill-for-chocolate

If I were a month, I would be: December
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9:00pm
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A sea cucumber (that will vomit my guts on you if you touch me)
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a sin, I would be: Sloth *snore*
If I were a historical figure I would be: Queen Dido
If I were a planet, I would be: Uranus (hehe...)
If I were a liquid, I would be: Mercury (oooh sparkly but deadly!!)
If I were a stone, I would be: Tigers Eye
If I were a tree, I would be: Liquid amber
If I were a bird, I would be: Raven
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: I would be bi, yay!
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Snow *fooomp* (privite joke, teehee)
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Dragon (they burn people)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A Guitaur
If I were an animal, I would be: Panther (I luv cats and black, perfect!)
If I were a colour, I would be: Black
If I were an emotion, I would be: Humour
If I were a vegetable, I would be: squash(ed)
If I were a sound, I would be: a laugh... an eeeeeviiiil Laugh!
If I were an element, I would be: Mercury (wait, I already said that didnt I, Myeh)
If I were a song, I would be: Pensylvania (bloodhound gang!)
If I were a movie, I would be: Robin hood, Men in Tights!
If I were a food, I would be: Anytingwithlotsandlotsofsugarhappyhappyhappy
If I were a place, I would be: wherever Green Day is performing
If I were a taste, I would be: that funny glue taste you get when you suck on a hair pin
If I were a scent, I would be: Maccas Fries
If I were a religion, I would be: All of them cus im not racist!
If I were a word, I would be: Love (guppy : saaaappay!)
If I were a body part, I would be: Lips (they are the only thing I like about myself)
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Blank nothingness...nessness
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Art (WOO *paint splat on face*)
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Ralph Wiggum (thats where I saw the lepricaun, he told me to buurn things...)
If I were a shape, I would be: boo
If I were a number, I would be: 12 (my favie)
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: A cross pendant
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A TV, Yay nothavingtoconcerntrateness
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: Glasses (i dont wanna toutch a crotch, I dont  wanna be stepped on, I dont want lice and I dont wanna go anywhere near somones boobs *shivers*, so that is the only thing left)

BTW The winner of the Alcohol Competition will be anounced on the last day of june, so get voting

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I am having a joke Compation! Comment any Alcohol joke you know, and if it is good i will post it in my next journal. then in may vote for your fave by commenting (dont vote 4 ur own)

Voting has started, so please vote! You can still submit, and tell others *hehe*

Please submit, im not sure what the winner will get yet, any ideas apreciated, no money



i-kill-for chocolate : One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, Floor...

neverwinter-guppy : I don't have a drinking problem...
I drink, I get drunk, and I fall down.
No Problem!

votes - 1

neverwinter-guppy : Don't drink and drive... you may spill your drink

tears-of-eternity : When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

votes - 2

tears-of-eternity : Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol

AngerOfSouls : If God would have wanted people to get drunk then he wouldn't have invented hangovers

jldes : beaver 1: i slept with your mother... beaver 2: shut up, dad. you're drunk.

I have an upcoming flash deviation, im first. I just want to state this... IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK CRAP!
I made it based on a joke.

I might be going to the 666 party! yay!

well yeah

im so bored

if anyone has seen any good deviations, preferably gothic in theme, send me a link, as i want to expand my faves!

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well, yeah

I know, I know, im breaking the chain, but i just feel like writing.
School has blocked me from submitting and looking at deviations, DAMMIT.
im doing a seiries on stock 13 from absense-stock, and im really enjoying it

If anyone has any ideas for deviations tell me, and im going to do a fashion seiries

jeeze, i am sooooo bored

An elderly couple go to another elderly couple's house for dinner. After eating, the women went to the lounge and left the two gentlemen talking. One says " Last night we went to a new restraunt, and it was fantastic. I would recomend it very highly"

The other man says, " What was it called?"

The first man knits his brow in concerntration, and finally says " Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His companion replys " a carnation?"

"No No, the other one"

"The Poppy?"

"Nahh," the man growls, "it is red ... and has thorns"

"OH, the rose!" his freind says.

" yes, yes, thats it. Thank you." the first man says. He then turns towards the lounge and yells...

"Rose, whats the name of that restraunt we ate at last night?"